My first predawn patrol ever, even dragged the roommate out to share
the cold with me. Bright lights from the half-built mansion where
Naomi's house used to be, shining out over the beachbreak. Checked
the cove too and discovered we weren't even the first ones out as an
understandably grumpy fellow came back from a check of the rivermouth.
Took a look for ourselves and saw the strangest thing... a woman out
on her back porch in loose-fitting clothing with something that looked
vaguely like a whip, assaulting her outdoor furniture... ka-crack.
After seeing that, figured it was time to head home and sleep.